Actually just one, sorry to get your hopes up. Heeeeeeeere it is:
I really enjoy blogs that recap shows that I DO NOT WATCH. I don't know what it is, maybe it's because TV is absolutely ridonk these days or maybe it's because the people who do epic recaps make me pee my pants with their comments but I THINK IT'S A BIT OF BOTH. Plus I love visual stimuli and obv recap posts come equipped with screen shots of the funniest looks given by cast members.
Some of my faves are:
Elizabeth's (White Lightning) recaps of Gossip Girl. YEAH I DON'T WATCH GOSSIP GIRL. Oh what's that? You thought I did because I can totally carry on conversations about Chuck and Blair and Jenny and that lil boy and I always know what ugly outfit/hairstyle/expression/EVERYTHING Serena had this week? It's all because of this girl who not only makes me pee with every recap but also with every BLOG ENTRY. Also she thinks I'm pretty so I was basically forced to feature her in this post. KITTING!
Andrew's (Pull Teeth aka my best friend aka my brother/sister) recaps of the City. Ok I admit I do watch this show although not as consistently as Andrew, which is one of the reasons why I rely on his recaps. Another reason: his fascination and love for NEVAN!!!! who is also my favourite.
and lastly, Tracie Egan, Jezebel writer and lover of Judge Judy, Bad Girls Club, The View and child-pageant reality television. I like her because she has the weirdest taste in television and can always fill me in on Judge Judy and the View since I can't ever watch them because I have SCHOOL.
This RUTHLESS CAGEMATCH is between Jackie Kennedy and Nancy Reagan to determine who decorated the White House better. (I saw this over at Jezebel and followed the link to Domino for the full set of pictures)
PLEASE CLICK TO ENLARGE THE PHOTOS SO AS TO FAIRLY SCORE THE DESIGNS
This is looking bleak for you, Jackie. As much as I love your hair and your sunglasses and your little white gloves; Nancy: 1, Jackie: 0 (omg JACKIE O GET IT)
Some might say that they dig your simplicity in classic white but I'm going to run with the fact that Nancy's decor is inviting and warm. Nancy: 2, Jackie: 0
This is a tough one, although it doesn't matter because Nancy just took 2 out of 3 anyway. While I love Nancy's use of pastels (the pink accents remind me of Marie Antoinette) I have to hand it to Jackie. Her red chairs and golden chandelier take the cake. FINAL GUNSATHOME TALLY:
When Lady Gaga first came out, I was like EW STOP but then I saw the video for Just Dance and I was like 'LOOK AT HER MILE-HIGH HEELS AND 80's SHOULDER PAD BLAZER AND WOW SHE'S JUST GLAM' and then I heard that song Poker Face and barfed all over again and went back to hating her. Then I saw this picture: Just jumped back on the love train you guys
LOOK LISTEN I KNOW I'VE BEEN TOTALLY M.I.A. AND I KNOW YOU'RE ALL UP IN ARMS RE: MY INACTIVITY. Ugh who am I kidding nobody CARES ANYMORE.
OK I'll stop complaining and (maybe) stop using caps lock for the rest of this post to tell you this: Cameron Diaz at the Golden Globes was BANANAS (oops capslock apologies). That phrase is only appropriate because if my sources are correct, Rachel Zoe styles Cameron.