Tribute to my mom

Right now my mom is in Chile visiting with my grandparents because my grandfather is sick. Right now my parents both reside in Vancouver and I miss them terribly. Since it's mother's day I'm going to tell you a bit about why I love my mom:

She can roll her tongue. And that's a hereditary trait so, thanks mom!

She is very affectionate.

She is a lover (and peacemaker) of animals. And she does it with such a calm (eerie?) look on her face.

She is a very well-traveled citizen of the world.

She's athletic as hellllllllll

Mom you fucking rock. And sorry for swearing but let's be honest; you'd probably think it was hilarious.

I love my mom. If you read this, comment here and show moms some love. Happy mother's day.

THE OVEREXPOSED PUNK GOOD POOR HARD LIFE

Things I love:



Best friends


Pomeranians

Deathstares

in other news, today my mother asked me if I would wear a sign advertising condoms on my forehead for a month if somebody payed me $50,000. Um, yes. But why condoms, mom?