I'M ALIVE

AND KICKIN
to make up for my temp-death, I'll post some jpegs I've been saving in my good ol' "Blog Folder" to post here. Folk Fest was crazy by the way. More on that later.

JOHN TRAVOLTA BABY this made me laugh so hard.

I sort of need those tights. Lil' bit.

When I saw this I said, out loud, OH MY FUCKING GOD. How lol is it

Lastly, I kind of need to be this girl. Right. Now. Thank u

D.E.A.L.A.L.M.O.

DROP EVERYTHING AND LOOK AT LIL MAMA'S OUTFIT



I love this Lil Mama.

my scummy hipster dream has come true

MISSHAPES.COM IS BACK ONLINE

So much eye candy to be scanned through. For the next month or so I'll be going through the archives. Don't expect me to leave the house. KIDDING. But seriously. Look:

I love my Mary-Kate's sweaty and strung-out

These two are BABES

Mischa your head looks stunning in this photo

Sorry but Aggy can do no wrong. Ever. I will always love her.

I KNOW IT'S SLIGHTLY LAME BUT I CAN'T HELP BEING INTRIGUED.

I covet

and I don't CARE that they're a hybrid of Doc Martens and German tourist's sandals.

(Marc by Marc Fall 2008 RTW)

tall and tan and young and lovely the girl from Ipanema goes walking...

It's RESORT SEASON! Get out your sun hats and designer handbags to keep you company on your luxury cruise!

What is a Resort collection you ask?

Essentially it's a collection presented by some designers between their Fall/Winter and Spring/Summer collections. It is also known as "smack" or "dope" to us junkies going through withdrawal from the aforementioned primary seasons. Thus, I present to you my drugs of choice:

Valentino: Flawless



Peter Som: not great by any means but this print was pretty.


Zac Posen: Again, not impressive. I only really dug this transparent little number.


Versace: I REALLY liked the beige and bright tangerine next to each other. Great graphic tee and interesting pants...


Helmut Lang: SO cool and wearable.



Chris Benz: Definitely one of my faves. Looooook at those colourrrrrrs!



Donna Karan: I don't know, it's all been done but she does it very well...


Michael Kors: Michael Kors made me puke. Honey I love you but HALE NO


Stella McCartney: This is what was said to Andrew upon seeing the collection:
stefanie says:
HOLY HELL
stefanie says:
FUCK THIS

In other words: so brilliant I almost posted every look but PAINFULLY cut it down to three for y'all



Marc Jacobs: The silhouettes were grotesque. Do not want. Will probably want when similar stuff shows up in his Spring 2009 Collection...Will probably not be able to help it...


Proenza Schouler: Boys it's been done to death to be honest...


Carolina Herrera: She is an absolute class act but some of the silhouettes made me sick. IE the latter photo.



Oscar de la Renta: GREAT gowns (as per usual) but the day dresses were pretty dull.


I left out a few ones that were "blah" and I left out Christian Dior and Chanel because they made me vom, you'll have to look those up on your own, friends...

I booked myself in at the Y (wca)

OK OK OK OK OK I want this on my pale bony wrist this instant

How ~apropos~ that the site is called Bona Drag. ALSO LOOK AT THE PRICE. I CAN HACK THAT. Why don't I own a credit card? Online shopping is so much better than anything else in life.

p.s. thanks to my girl Brigitte for recommending this site.
**BONUS FUN FACT**: Brigitte and I were in a band together once. She played the organ and I was the frontgirl. She carried the band. I love Brigitte.

Pot Psychology

Jezebel has got to be my favourite site on the internet. If you look to the right, it's at the top of my blog roll and I even linked to it in this post. It's just a good mix of current world affairs, celebrity gossip and "of interest" articles that I haven't seen any other site combine.

My favourite feature on Jezebel is called Pot Psychology. It's posted every Friday and the concept is simple: Tracie "Slut Machine" Egan (an editor for Jezebel) and her friend Rich (of FourFour fame) get high and answer advice questions people send in. Mostly about taboo sex stuff. It. Is. Hilarious:



That's just a taste. Watch the rest of them here: http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology

I couldn't embed my favourite one but it's the first one that shows up on the page. It makes me lol every time. Can I please hang out with these people.

Juuuuuuuuust a question

from Jezebel

Can I please just be Liv Tyler? Like, really now.

one eyed jack of diamonds

I know it's kind of old news but today I came to the conclusion that I will always love Fred Flare.
For realsies I will never ever stop.

I think when I am old and grey I will still either own or desire this:



and this


and I've wanted this for AGES


and this


I've wanted this since I was born (literally for years now)


What I wouldn't give to put my coins and stray paper clips and the other garbage I collect into this scrumptious piece of cake...



Ok sorry I got carried away, I could post items from Fred Flare all day.
OH! OH! And look what I noticed:













It says QT(y) because all of their stuff is SO QT. See! (Sorry)

I will end this post with a question: do you have a secret crush on me? Then buy me stuff from Fred Flare! Your crush doesn't even have to be that serious because their stuff is like $3-$20 so...think about it...