it's only been a couple of weeks

but I already miss and long for the bologna baby to show its face again.

Guns at Home mascot perhaps?

EDIT: I'm totally giving her a permanent home on the sidebar underneath Lydia Ryder. Word.

follow-up

I know you were all enraptured by the bologna baby. I know this because you are human.
Let me tell you something that you can either accept or reject: There is more to this processed-food-baby saga. Allow me to introduce:

Spam Baby

and

Tater-tot Baby

I honestly do not know what to say at this point.

You can thank google and http://poeminacan.wordpress.com for these chilling images.

the post

This is the post where I unload all the internet images I've saved over the past little while and YOUR BRAIN SUBSEQUENTLY EXPLODES get ready

BOLOGNA BABY see I told you your brain would explode

EXPLOSIVE TIMEZ