MERRY CHRISTMAS PALLIES

from me in my room late at night to you! click to enlarge and examine my pores (just kidding they're invisible i'm perfect)

he ate my heart he a-a-ate my heart

MY CHRISTMAS LIST OF 09: THE BUY ME STUFF EDITION

OYOYOYOYYOOYOYOY! OY it's Christmas in two days! Stu has left for his homeland (6 hours away by gross Greyhound) so I already gave him his gifts and he loved them! Less stress! The only thing left to do is bake gingerbread cookies (from Betty Crocker mix HOLLERRRRRRR) and watch The Holiday (so good). I miss my Winnipeg friends like crazy and it doesn't help to see pictures of all the holiday parties they are attending ever so fabulously. TO HELP, I made a Christmas list! I know it's pretty late but my family literally shops on the last two days before Christmas so...I'd say it's pretty on-time.

ON MY LIST (from top left): Leopard scarf, Sephora gift card (mama needs some new makeup!), refill for my beloved Daisy perfume, long knit gloves to wear with my cropped-sleeve jackets (IT'S SO WARM IN VANCOUVER YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY), Chanel Jade nailpolish (trendy love), Official Book Club Selection by Kathy Griffin (aklhkwjhfkyehkjweghk!!!!!! must have), and finally a WII (fun for the whole family! TENNIS)

What is everyone (nobody reads this do they) asking for for Christmas? Recessionista's unite! OMG JUST KIDDING haaaaaaaaa

Illuminati Puppet

Thanks to my picture choosing genius and the extreme prodigy photoshop/patience/collaging genius of Andrew Pull Teeth Chipman, I give you:

THE LADY GODGA COLLAGE OF LIFE

click to enlarge and possibly make this your desktop? probs

P.S. WE'RE SEEING HER IN 19 HOURS