blargh -Liz Lemon

Apparently airports across the country (including Vancouver Airport) are backed up and cancelling/delaying tons of domestic flights which means that lots of people won't be home for Christmas. That totally sucks. I really hope it clears up before the 27th when I'm scheduled to fly to Winnipeg for two weeks.

All I want for Christmas

Is a gap toothed smile...

like Lara Stone

Or Lauren Hutton

...or Zachary Efron

If you are stuck on what to get me for Christmas:

I really really like things that look like other things.

I see you, weird american money!

Toast wallet (word up Melissa!)

Retainer necklace (this one I want SO BAD but it's like 300 bones. I need a sugar daddy)

Nikon cake!!! RED VELVET

Cake ring

Bacon band-aids!

Really creepy cool spider brooch


Awesome cherry earrings

everything here is from fredflare.com except the spider brooch and nikon cake

OKAY THANKS YOU GUYS SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS

i think i think i think

HELLO CREATURES. I thought that after a semi-hiatus from posting, you would all be most delighted by a picture of me in my new jaunty cocktail hat. I would never deny you delight and as such have attached the photo in question.


Don't I look very "je ne sais quoi" and "a propos" and "en vogue" as the french say? I plan to wear this with a vintage dress I recently purchased and my new lipstick, Media by MAC to our work Christmas party. The theme is JAZZ IT UP (what?) and one of my favourite employees in the men's department plans to wear a peacock feather in some capacity. Also, before the party a few of us are venturing to an Austrian's home to drink some Austrian Punsch (yes, with an 's') which was explained to me as a version of mulled with with rum and fruit added for good measure. But of course.

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