if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry

Two weeks ago I saw The Wrestler.

1. Mickey Rourke was awesome and heartbreaking and totally deserves every accolade he gets for this role.
2. Marisa Tomei was as hot and kickass as EVER.
3. Now I can't stop listening to this:

SOME CONFESSIONS

Actually just one, sorry to get your hopes up. Heeeeeeeere it is:

I really enjoy blogs that recap shows that I DO NOT WATCH. I don't know what it is, maybe it's because TV is absolutely ridonk these days or maybe it's because the people who do epic recaps make me pee my pants with their comments but I THINK IT'S A BIT OF BOTH. Plus I love visual stimuli and obv recap posts come equipped with screen shots of the funniest looks given by cast members.

Some of my faves are:


Elizabeth's (White Lightning) recaps of Gossip Girl. YEAH I DON'T WATCH GOSSIP GIRL. Oh what's that? You thought I did because I can totally carry on conversations about Chuck and Blair and Jenny and that lil boy and I always know what ugly outfit/hairstyle/expression/EVERYTHING Serena had this week? It's all because of this girl who not only makes me pee with every recap but also with every BLOG ENTRY. Also she thinks I'm pretty so I was basically forced to feature her in this post. KITTING!



Andrew's (Pull Teeth aka my best friend aka my brother/sister) recaps of the City. Ok I admit I do watch this show although not as consistently as Andrew, which is one of the reasons why I rely on his recaps. Another reason: his fascination and love for NEVAN!!!! who is also my favourite.




and lastly, Tracie Egan, Jezebel writer and lover of Judge Judy, Bad Girls Club, The View and child-pageant reality television. I like her because she has the weirdest taste in television and can always fill me in on Judge Judy and the View since I can't ever watch them because I have SCHOOL.

reason #34 why I'm so much more p*nk than Andrew

I won't put banner ads up on my blog just 2 get PAID
(although I could defs use the extra ca$h)

This is such a good video. It's also a pretty good song.
Brad Renfro is in it though, and he died in 2008 :(

CAGE MATCH: JACKIE KENNEDY VS. NANCY REAGAN

This RUTHLESS CAGEMATCH is between Jackie Kennedy and Nancy Reagan to determine who decorated the White House better. (I saw this over at Jezebel and followed the link to Domino for the full set of pictures)

PLEASE CLICK TO ENLARGE THE PHOTOS SO AS TO FAIRLY SCORE THE DESIGNS

This is looking bleak for you, Jackie. As much as I love your hair and your sunglasses and your little white gloves; Nancy: 1, Jackie: 0 (omg JACKIE O GET IT)

Some might say that they dig your simplicity in classic white but I'm going to run with the fact that Nancy's decor is inviting and warm. Nancy: 2, Jackie: 0

This is a tough one, although it doesn't matter because Nancy just took 2 out of 3 anyway. While I love Nancy's use of pastels (the pink accents remind me of Marie Antoinette) I have to hand it to Jackie. Her red chairs and golden chandelier take the cake.

FINAL GUNSATHOME TALLY:

NANCY: 2, JACKIE: 1

your turn

you know what's completely mind-blowing?

elephants in the womb



I have no idea where I got these photos or if they're even real but I am officially amazed.

re-found

Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

at the top of Barringer HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Before:


After:



I knew little J had gone crazy but I didn't know she went like batshit-callibre deep-end crazy

ps. I don't even watch Gossip Girl, that is how prominent BLOGS are in my life, they are my only source of information

pps. I know it isn't her but wouldn't that be just DELICIOUS if it were

i just want 4 walls and adobe slabs for my girls

ooooo oooo this ma shit this ma shit

gum and boredom late last night

my favourite page in the textiles swatch book. Check out #78!

Merriweather Post Pavillion (new Animal Collective album) is unreal you guys.

Dear hat,

get on my head right now.

gonna b ok

When Lady Gaga first came out, I was like EW STOP but then I saw the video for Just Dance and I was like 'LOOK AT HER MILE-HIGH HEELS AND 80's SHOULDER PAD BLAZER AND WOW SHE'S JUST GLAM' and then I heard that song Poker Face and barfed all over again and went back to hating her.
Then I saw this picture:

Just jumped back on the love train you guys

BRYN KIMORA LEE SIMMONS:

GIMME DOES SHOOZ
NEED THEM
ps. they're from h&m
pps. i totes work there and did not know about them
ppps. trying them on tomorrow

ARMS

LOOK LISTEN I KNOW I'VE BEEN TOTALLY M.I.A. AND I KNOW YOU'RE ALL UP IN ARMS RE: MY INACTIVITY. Ugh who am I kidding nobody CARES ANYMORE.

OK I'll stop complaining and (maybe) stop using caps lock for the rest of this post to tell you this:
Cameron Diaz at the Golden Globes was BANANAS (oops capslock apologies). That phrase is only appropriate because if my sources are correct, Rachel Zoe styles Cameron.

Why I am obsessed with Cammy D at Golden Globes:

(plus MIDDLE PART hollllla)

battle for ozzfest is srs business

I was channel surfing at Andrew's house and came across this great episode summary:

Ahmad tries on Big Dave's leather jacket, which angers Zack.

the only website you will ever need

besides facebook and gunsathome.blogspot.com

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