An open letter to Nylon Magazine:
Dear Nylon Magazine,
Are you avid readers of my blog Guns at Home? Do you remember that post when me and Andrew took pictures in the field of canola and I wore the Mickey Mouse hat? Did you tune in when I was visiting Winnipeg and took a photo of my innovative shoulder piece made of antlers? You must have this blog in your bookmarks because that is the ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHAT I FOUND IN THIS MONTHS ISSUE OF NYLON FEATURING THE OSBORNE SIBLINGS.
ALSO, WHAT'S THIS I SEE? KELLY OSBORNE HAS BLACK HAIR AND RED LIPS? I, OWNER OF GUNSATHOME.BLOGSPOT.COM ALSO HAVE BLACK HAIR AND (FREQUENTLY) RED LIPS. I'm going to try to breathe for a minute but please expect a Cease and Desist order in the mail in 5 to 10 business days.
Thank you for your time,
Stefanie, owner and sole blogger of http://www.gunsathome.blogspot.com copyright reserved trademarked patent pending