-Don't you hate that song that goes "I WAS GETTIN SUM HEAD, GETTIN GETTIN SUM HEAD" like, NO you don't write a song about it keep that to yourself! I was going to name my post "No diggity" but I already have a post named that so I SETTLED.
-I'm wearing a really gross outfit that will not be pictured here for obvious reasons. A big old skirt as a tube dress and this ratty old cardigan. Remember when this blog was semi-about fashion? But really, my pajama outfits are NOTORIOUSLY schizo. You know how some people have like SET pajamas that they wear every night? I wear a different pajama outfit every night. One morning after a particularly blurry night out, I woke up in the tank top I had worn the night before with big woolen thigh-high socks and nothing else. Like, nothing. Maybe don't picture that.
-What happens if you take more than the recommended dose (2) Tums at a time? Do you die? Cause the chocolate ones are hitting the SPOT right now.
-I think this post is turning into a display of how unsavoury a person I am.
-Speaking of gross, my friend at work gave me a temporary tattoo that I applied at my desk with a Lysol wipe. She got it from a condom pack and it says "On m'a enseigné la prudence" which, on her english version of the same tattoo (that's right, there were TWO) translated to "Mama said play safe."
-Going on the theme of gross I was going to take a picture of my huge blister from wearing slighty-too-tight thrift store Docs but that's like punishment.
-I realized I make this gross face when I dance and it's not funny at all and operation "MAKE A COMPLETELY REGULAR FACE NO MATTER HOW YOU'RE DANCING" has officially begun. I've been practicing for about 5 minutes.
-IT'S REALLY HOT AND BORING IN MY HOUSE AND IT'S ALSO RAINING SO I CAN'T GO OUT, that is why this exists:
Like, I'm actually really sorry about that.
-Estelle Getty :(