Wednesday, July 23, 2008

i was gettin sum head

OKAY OKAY I think tonight calls for a -point form post- Is it never not time for a point form post?

-Don't you hate that song that goes "I WAS GETTIN SUM HEAD, GETTIN GETTIN SUM HEAD" like, NO you don't write a song about it keep that to yourself! I was going to name my post "No diggity" but I already have a post named that so I SETTLED.

-I'm wearing a really gross outfit that will not be pictured here for obvious reasons. A big old skirt as a tube dress and this ratty old cardigan. Remember when this blog was semi-about fashion? But really, my pajama outfits are NOTORIOUSLY schizo. You know how some people have like SET pajamas that they wear every night? I wear a different pajama outfit every night. One morning after a particularly blurry night out, I woke up in the tank top I had worn the night before with big woolen thigh-high socks and nothing else. Like, nothing. Maybe don't picture that.

-What happens if you take more than the recommended dose (2) Tums at a time? Do you die? Cause the chocolate ones are hitting the SPOT right now.

-I think this post is turning into a display of how unsavoury a person I am.

-Speaking of gross, my friend at work gave me a temporary tattoo that I applied at my desk with a Lysol wipe. She got it from a condom pack and it says "On m'a enseigné la prudence" which, on her english version of the same tattoo (that's right, there were TWO) translated to "Mama said play safe."



-Going on the theme of gross I was going to take a picture of my huge blister from wearing slighty-too-tight thrift store Docs but that's like punishment.

-I realized I make this gross face when I dance and it's not funny at all and operation "MAKE A COMPLETELY REGULAR FACE NO MATTER HOW YOU'RE DANCING" has officially begun. I've been practicing for about 5 minutes.

-IT'S REALLY HOT AND BORING IN MY HOUSE AND IT'S ALSO RAINING SO I CAN'T GO OUT, that is why this exists:

Like, I'm actually really sorry about that.

-Estelle Getty :(

11 comments:

Brittany said...

you are great.
we should just take turns making each other LULLL.

you also seem like you're high on sugar. (which i fully condone.)
or something.

to reply to your first point, though, i DO hate that song.
you know what other song i hate?
"I SAID I LOVE HAVIN' SEX, BUT I'D RATHER GET SOME HEAD, BUT I'D RATHER GET SOME HEAD."

g
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James said...

thats sweet haha mine said "EVERYBODY NEEDS SOME LOVE". i like how that one translates, it makes the french seem very unfiery.

your fine on the tums i was taking three or four at a time three or four times a day to combat my ridiculous amounts of stomach acid. the smoothies ones are so much better, especally the cocoa and cream. i think they are my favs.. i tried them all lol.

Chip said...

OMFG I'M LOLING SO HARD AT THE VIDEO

OMFG
A
AHAHAHAHAA
AHAA


U forgot to tilt your head down a bit further during the video

rofl

lmfaofmoafoa

pascale said...

how sad are we about estelle getty... on a scale of 1-78. the answer is there is not enough numbers to express how sad

Emma said...

bb, you are FULL of LOL's.

And you're dancing face can't be any worse then my "I'm a wild cat about to POUNCE" face.

Anonymous said...

you are waaaay too adorable and I am happy to report that I have no idea what song you are talking about and hope to never know!
and damn girl it's hot here tooooo

ps. i have a million and two letters to mail to you still, on top of a bunch of other stuff!!

pps. this is melissa :]

Anonymous said...

who do you think you are

Anonymous said...

some kinda superstar

Anonymous said...

ghetto superstar

that is what you are

coming from afar

reaching for the stars

Belle said...

DUDE.

I MADE VIDEO EXACTLY LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT. NO LIES. soul twins.

Anonymous said...

i love tums...i'm pretty much addicted to the banana ones though. mmm, yummy! and no, it's just calcium, you can't overdose...or i totally would have already.

ps: i love this blog. you're the bestest stef.

♥ carly